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 the bar, behind the bar

The people
behind the tools.

Every Pour on Martini is the work of a real expert — a doctor, a lawyer, an analyst, a composer — who already does this professionally and has packaged their thinking into an AI tool you can use.

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soon · medical

Dr. Elena Ro

Internal medicine, fifteen years. Translates lab panels into plain English, without the doomscroll.

Your LDL is above optimal for someone your age but not alarming. Your iron is on the low end — worth asking about at your next visit. Everything else looks within range.
first tool · Bloodwork in Plain English
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soon · startups

Ivan Nakamura

Seed-stage operator turned investor. Has seen more pitch decks than is reasonable.

Strongest slide: the problem framing (slide 3). Weakest: the TAM math on slide 7 — three different numbers across the deck. Your ask is clear; your moat isn't.
first tool · Pitch Deck Scorer
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soon · finance

Priya Balan, CPA

Small-business accountant. Turns shoeboxes of receipts into something the IRS will accept.

94 receipts categorized. $12,847 in deductible business expenses across 7 categories. 3 receipts flagged as ambiguous — you'll want to review §B.
first tool · Shoebox Receipts → Tax-Ready
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soon · writing

August Levine

Produced screenwriter. Finds the scene that isn't working — and why.

Act II stalls in scenes 14–17: three consecutive beats of Hannah reacting, none where she acts. Give her one decisive move before the midpoint or the audience will start checking their phones.
first tool · Scene Doctor
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soon · security

Riley Cho

Offensive security lead. Reads your app like an attacker so you don't have to.

Top three concerns: (1) auth tokens stored in localStorage — XSS game over. (2) API keys logged on error. (3) Admin routes not rate-limited. Each with a concrete fix sketch.
first tool · Threat Model in a Weekend
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soon · music

Tomás Reyes

Composer, session player. Listens to a chord progression and tells you what it's doing.

The tension at 1:42 is a ♭VI → V resolution held longer than the ear expects. It's what makes the chorus land. Borrowed from the parallel minor, common in 80s film scores.
first tool · Harmonic X-Ray
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If you're a professional whose audience already sends you the same questions over and over — a lease to review, a panel to interpret, a deck to score — we want your tool on the menu. You describe what you do. We draft the tool. You keep your audience, your reputation, and 85% of every Pour.

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Tell us what you do. We'll reach out when studios open for your domain.

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